In the village the very corners of all until his village name aja difficult to recognize ...
There was a young man who recently married new ato marries so ... ... ...
confided to friends also encounter ... ... ... a little bento ... ....???
HERE'S THE STORY ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...CRUUUUUUT:
A man named Very recently underwent the first night with his new wife, tells the story of kemusykilannya to a friend, Mohd. Jamil.
"Whew, crazy too! It turns out it's true, "said Amat. "Habits that we often do when still young, to be repeated on the night of the bride."
"You Mean? Actually what happened last night? "the Mohd. Jamil wants to know.
"Put It This Way. You will know if any of the young women I like to resubscribe?. "
"" Ah Ha ". But it's not to you said turn dah dah, nak repentance after marry? "
"It's La. But I create something awry last night. "
"Ye to be? What are you dah made? "
"You
know, the night of the wedding last night, once you have a
relationship, in a State of mamai, accidentally I gave wang RM100 at the
wife of me."
"Well, you're crazy?!" Mohd. Jamil is aghast.
"It's not me on purpose! Dah nak objects occur, nak buat macamana ... "replied Very advance with mencuka.
"Depleted, how? The wife you're upset to? "
"That's the problem," Amat said. "In a State of half-realised he replied" thank you, "Bang," Yes "come again ...!"
Moral of the story both Men just for women either. So did the opposite. So be a man or a good woman, if a good love match nak ... ... ... ... ... ....
in the forward by this story
Story 1
Dear husband: Why cry?
Wife: I have read a book. Sad endinglah bang ...
Husband: What book?
Wife: bank book abanglah ...
Story 2
Aderla an men come to a House to ask for
derma. Derma homes for elderly people. a slave was opened
the door.
slave: derma ape bang?
male: derma homes for elderly people. There's nothing to
didermakan?
slave: another jap later. I have my atuk.
men:?????
Story 3
org 3 up motor and detained traffic policy. However, motor guide
It does not stop. He said, ' Nobody Fit Dah Tok, we dah threes!!!
Story 4
As good as only taking a seat in the living room waiting for a clinic,
Shan society Amin weeping teresak-esak. She was soon approaching
Amin. Shan: Why cry?
Amin: I came to test blood.
Shan: the crew afraid to?
Amen: not that's why. During the blood test run, they
have been cut off my finger.
(Listen to an explanation of Amin, Shan cry.)
Amen: Eh, why did the crew burst into tears?
Shan: I came to test urine ...
Story 5
A grandson to bring atok postal officials to deliver the mail.
His granddaughter asked when viewing atoknya enter the letters into the barrel
they are red.
"Atok for what tu?".
"Atok for letter kat kawan atok, cu!" jawap atoknya.
His grandson asked again, "what's a fella bangang very atok
sitting in a red barrel tu? "
Story 6
A posmen coming sent the letter.
"Assalamualaikum"
"Walaikumsalam"
"Ni home Mr Sameon ye?
"Yes I am"
"Poning my head looking for home address Mr ni"
"Create difficult aje Mr nie! Apsal not post aje? "
Story 7
A sheriff came into the booth to a hospital mortuary
inquire into the origin of the death of three men at once.
After examining the bodies, she asked the guard booth
as regards.
Polis: why these three bodies of smile?
Guard: the first Man is biting, when suddenly attacked
stroke.
The second man also won khabarnya loteri dead and ill attack
the heart of the
While the third wrote
struck by lightning.
Polis: Hah! Why is struck by lightning was smiling?
Guard: The tu he remembers people looking to take pictures of her. ....
the wait just RAVINGS in the EVENING next................??????
